The home in which you'd find this bath mat, for example...
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...is a place that you'd never find WyoSparkles.
Hanging out with this obviously deranged lunatic of a kid...
...is not where you'd ever find WyoSparkles.
And, being the classy, upstanding darlings that we are...we would never EVER, not in a million years...be caught dead in a brothel, cathouse, whorehouse, bawdy house, house of ill repute, or even a seedy Parisian cabaret.
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Gross, right? We would never want to be associated with any such place! Well...unless we suddenly became Nicole Kidman and Ewan McGregor was singing a powerful ballad of undying love with us...because seriously, how awesome would THAT be??
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Ahem...sorry. These types of places are gross. Gross gross gross. We hate them.
We found ourselves in a bind, however, when we met and fell in love with Urban Decay's beautiful eye color, named Bordello.
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"Bordello" is another (prettier sounding) name for a brothel, but...
Seriously...this shade won us over from the first time we saw it, and even though a Brothel by any other name is most likely just as seedy and disgusting...we knew we had to have this baby.
J made good use of Bordello, accented with other UD shades, Walk of Shame and Kush, to create today's lovely Eye of the Day:
What do you think...is she worthy of the Moulin Rouge? ; )